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{"type":"standard","title":"Abdelsalam Elkhadrawy","displaytitle":"Abdelsalam Elkhadrawy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q84771806","titles":{"canonical":"Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy","normalized":"Abdelsalam Elkhadrawy","display":"Abdelsalam Elkhadrawy"},"pageid":63077769,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/E.L.M.jpg/330px-E.L.M.jpg","width":320,"height":452},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/E.L.M.jpg","width":679,"height":960},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1259451695","tid":"499638dd-aaf7-11ef-9107-76b590b7a7b1","timestamp":"2024-11-25T06:34:14Z","description":"Egyptian politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Abdelsalam_Elkhadrawy"}},"extract":"Abdelsalam Elkhadrawy is an Egyptian government official and member of the Egyptian Parliament and Deputy of the Energy and Environment Committee of the Egyptian Parliament.","extract_html":"
Abdelsalam Elkhadrawy is an Egyptian government official and member of the Egyptian Parliament and Deputy of the Energy and Environment Committee of the Egyptian Parliament.
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