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{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
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William Sidney Gwynn Williams was a musician and composer, also lecturer, author, editor and broadcaster on the history of British and in particular Welsh music. He was prominent in the foundation of the International Eisteddfod at Llangollen, Wales in 1947 and become its first musical director.
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